Disclaimer
1. The views, opinions, or thoughts expressed in this collection are NOT necessarily the opinions of the CQC, the owner, or the editors. Sometimes a quote is included just to ridicule the source or to show how sick some people really are.
2. This collection contains offensive opinions, rude language, bad grammar, blasphemy, and excessive amounts of alcohol. If you have a problem with this, please GO AWAY.
3. What you do with this stuff is your choice, just remember to include the individual sources of the quotes if you use them. Give me credit if you think I deserve it. If you are going to publish more than a few quotes from this collection, contact me first.
Consider yourself disclaimed.
Collected from
These quotes have been collected from a wide range of sources since around 1990, mainly various books, text files, and a few mailing lists. The blog "Clouds Quotes" opened in May 2021, and since April 2021 almost all quotes have been stored in my different storage paths.
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If you think I've missed a particularly good quote, don't hesitate to send it to me. Also if you detect a familiar quote without, or with the wrong source, help me out!